Total Medals Earned: 34 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 305 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 11/20 (75/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
You looked at the credits, yay!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Work part time and get some money.
Make your first buck selling these things.
Have 100,000$ on hand.
Down 250 alcoholic drinks in a certain time...
Hire all three underlings.
Buy all the upgrades for your operation.
Buy all the upgrades to your home.
Your have earned the noble title of Urist.
"For you." - You're a recognizable face in the industry.
All you gotta do is get a million dollars. Wont be easy, but nothing worth having ever is...
Well... you did it. You took a box of sticker papers and turned it into a fortune.
Are you badass enough to be the Sticker Tycoon?